Greg Jones
Name:
Greg
Jones
Age:
37
Weight:
196
Height:
6' 1"
Eyes:
Blue
Hair:
Brown
Hair
Stylist: Self
Shoe
Size: 10EEE
Sign:
Aquarius
Religion:
Darwinism
Hometown:
Sunnyvale, CA
Cat
or Dog: Either, they both
taste like chicken.
Favorite
Food: Burritos
Favorite
Beer: Cold
Favorite
Activity: Eating burritos
while drinking cold beer.
Most
Embarrassing Moment: Sober Karaoke
Boxers
or Briefs: Boxers
Greg Jones' Mom didn't raise no dummy.
A problem solver, yeah boy, a real go getter.
Not afraid to get a little grease under the fingernails,
if you know what I mean.
Plus he's got them school type smarts. You know,
numbers-n-shit.
Once he made a Spanish Galleon out of a School
bus.
Sometimes he plays with robots.
Other times he plays the trumpet.
And often he plays with himself.
And now he just wants to play with some Steam......